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Friday Fictioneers: Out-Twitted

Genre: Quirky fiction
Word Count: 100

OUT-TWITTED

“Madam, I’m not trying to nick your trinkets!” squawked the indignant magpie.

 Lady Annabel prided herself on speaking bird language. “Then why do you keep pecking at my window?”

 “I’m addicted to putty.”

 “That proves it. You intend to remove my windows, with thievery in mind.”

“Magpies’ love of shiny things is mere folklore.  Ask your neighbour, the Professor. He’s done a study on it.”

 “He’s nuts, like all academics.”

 “If you believe in folklore, I must warn you I’m alone and mourning for my mate. So you’d best avert your eyes from me, or I’ll curse you with sorrow.”

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Friday Fictioneers: 100 word stories
Photo Prompt: image copyright (c) Janet Webb

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46 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers: Out-Twitted

  1. A fun use of an old saw

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  2. I would submit to anyone interested that it takes a great amount of talent to tell a tale in so few words, and make it interesting. I could see the scene play out. I smiled….laughed at the dialogue…..felt apprehension…marveled….all from a story of less than 100 words. There is a great writing lesson tucked into this small piece.

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    • Thank you, Bill, my dear friend 🙂
      As you’ve probably gathered by now, I have a fascination for magpies, hence the title of my latest novel. Also, this week there have been a lot of them up to all sorts of antics on the flat roof outside my office window. There were six of them yesterday (noisy whats-its) and one of them was busy throwing something around — probably a bit of masonry — and they were all swooping at it and knocking it about, as if having a sports’ match. It was very funny.

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      • If you’re fascinated with magpies, you’d be quite intrigued with the one hanging around here. It has no tail. Either genetically or through some incident it’s lost those long back tail feathers and its short ‘tail’ is somewhat like a starling’s now.

        Like your story. Dialogue is well done. 🙂

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      • I’ve not met a magpie with a short tail. Maybe it met the same fate as the squirrel that used to hang out in a park I went to regularly. Apparently two dogs had got hold of it and pulled in opposite direction. Ouch! It must have felt to the squirrel like the medieval torture of being stretched on the rack. Of course, magpies are always getting into fights with each other, too. I remember seeing five of them assault another one in midair, and there were feathers flying everywhere.

        I’m glad you liked the story and the dialogue. Thanks, Christine 🙂

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      • We thought if it lost its tail through an accident —or incident 🙂 — it would grow a new one, but it’s been around since spring and shows no signs of new tail feathers.

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      • I’ve read somewhere that birds don’t always regrow their lost feathers if the follicles are damaged beyond repair, either because an animal has attacked them badly, or because of poor vitamin intake.

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  3. Was it in Nanny McPhee that the magpie eats so much putty (which gives it gas) that it saves the day? 😁

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  4. Pesky magpies – there’s a couple that keep waking me up early morning at the moment – maybe it’s time to poison the putty!

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    • Now that’s an idea, but perhaps if you could find a poison that made them lose their voices but not their lives 😉 Sometimes the jackdaws and seagulls stomp on my roof in hobnailed boots at the crack of dawn. Occasionally, I’ve been known to bang the ceiling very hard with a broom handle, which can silence them, but not always.

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  5. One for sorrow… Totally agree with the comment above that says it is a great skill to tell so much in hardly any space. You have that skill. Loving this magpie xxxx

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  6. The old bird tricked by the bird! Well done on an imaginative tale. Cheers, Varad

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  7. 🙂 Magpies loving putty is such a great idea. Smiling at the voices in this.

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  8. Dear Sarah,

    I’m envisioning this conversation and wondering at the last line. What will the consequences be if the lady doesn’t avert her eyes?
    Love the imaginative dialogue.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • Dear Rochelle,

      Many sorrowful things might happen, but more so if she believes they will. On the other hand, maybe the magpie does want to steal from her when her eyes are closed, so the only sorrow will be the loss of her trinkets! You never know.

      All best wishes,
      Sarah

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  9. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover on said:

    Loved the conversation and the magpie’s denial. Nicely written.

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    • Thanks 🙂 I’ve noticed that magpies talk too much, which makes it difficult for them to be as artful as they’d like, because everyone hears them coming. Some children are like that, too, so they’re always the ones who get caught (like I did!).

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  11. Another unique story from you Sarah – were you ‘counting magpies’ when this one came to you 🙂

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    • Thanks, Andrea 🙂 The only counting of magpies that’s happening just now, is me counting the days since my submission of said manuscript. All I can say is that at the exact moment I pressed send on my PC, I saw two magpies outside my window. In a little while, depending upon whether it’s yay or nay from the publisher, I’ll know whether the counting magpie rhyme is based on folklore or reality!

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  12. I love this. Great conversation and a wise magpie. I was wondering where I had seen/read/heard the magpie and putty theme until I saw Dale’s comment: Nanny McPhee, but of course.

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    • Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂 As you can also see in my comments, it’s mere coincidence, the Nanny McPhee connection, as I never saw film number two. It’s very hard to be totally original all of the time, however much one aspires to do so!

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      • Tell me about it. Every third idea I have gets trashed with the label, ‘Was in Harry Potter’ or ‘Was in LOTR’ or…
        I had never heard of Magpies doing that, we must have a different kind of putty where I live… I thought it was some whimsical fun in the movie, and that made me stop when I read it in your story.

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      • If you think of it, there are millions of creative writers in the world, so the chances of two people coincidentally coming up with the same idea are quite high. But try telling that to a person suing you for stealing their idea when you’ve never heard of them, let alone read their work. It happens D:

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  13. Thus quote the magpie, “I’ll poke your eyes out!”. Well done!

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  14. I, too, love this feisty little magpie, but I also have a soft spot for birds.

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    • I have a soft spot for birds, too, and taught my dog from puppy-hood that birds were welcome guests that didn’t need chasing out of the garden. She often sits in the middle of the lawn in the evenings, listening to them singing and watching them coming in to roost. When we had geese flying over in large quantities last autumn, whever she heard them coming, she rushed outside and stood looking up at the sky, obviously in a state of awe and fascination.

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  15. Great dialogue. That was fun.

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  16. I love it when maligned corvids set their stories to rights. 🙂 This seems especially timely as I’m reading a book called “Are We Smart Enough to Know How Smart Animals Are?” (The answer is yes, barely.)

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  17. I can’t stand gobby magpies. That’s not one of my adjectives, I hasten to add, I just saw it on Twitter. Your imagination is a thing of wonder.

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    • I had to look up “gobby”. Yes, magpies do talk too much and I sometimes have to open my window and shout at them to shut-up when they interfere with my creative thought. They don’t hear me if I ask them nicely, as they’re making too much noise! Of course, there is another meaning for that word gobby, but it’s definitely not applicable to magpies. In the urban dictionary, it’s Australian slang for a particular sexual act that I’d best not mention here.

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  18. you have such a unique slant on things, including magpies!! Love!

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