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Friday Fictioneers — Threat or Intention?

Genre: Realistic Fiction
Word count: 100

~~THREAT OR INTENTION?~~

Dear B,

This time, you’ve cheesed me off to the point of no return. You’ve stolen a chunk of my life, then upped sticks and left me to clear up the mess.

Well, here’s my plan. I’m going to flatten you, squeeze that last drop of life-blood from your veins, like tomato paste from a tube. For years you’ve treated me as a piece of furniture, an unpaid servant and plaything of no consequence. You promised me the world, but deprived me of the yeast to expand my horizons.

See this marble rolling pin.  

You’re dead.

Amen to that,

M

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Friday Fictioneers: 100 word stories
Photo Prompt: copyright © Dale Rogerson

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42 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers — Threat or Intention?

  1. I loved “deprived me of the yeast to expand my horizons”

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  2. Dear Sarah,

    That certainly is a pizza of a different sort. Deliciously rolled out, cooked up and served. Brilliant piece.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • Dear Rochelle,
      Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed my pizza. I actually wrote this “letter” on the back of an envelope while eating my breakfast this morning. It’s interesting when and how inspiration strikes!
      All best wishes,
      Sarah

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  3. Laughing! Death by rolling pin!

    I’ve come to look forward to these little exercises. Thank you for sharing and Happy Thursday to you. I have more death and destruction to write about, so must run! 🙂

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  4. This was absolutely fantastic, Sarah!!
    I love the way your mind works…

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  5. Well told… such anger.

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  6. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover on said:

    Loved you “turn of phrases”.

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  7. Oh dear, clever, deserves everything he gets!

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  8. Marble rolling pin – that’s serious business. Haaa. “Cheesed me off” is a phrase that I think I’m going to have to use in the future. 😀

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    • Is “cheesed off” yet another one of my Brit phrases? As for the marble rolling pin — it’s amazing how a writer’s kitchen implements can crop up in a story. I do own a marble rolling pin, but prefer to use my wooden one, as it’s less scary!

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  9. Oh! I fear that making M mad is a VERY bad idea. Beautifully done.

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  10. Good one, Sarah. Chuckled at the yeast line.

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  11. clever!!! My chuckle of the day!!

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    • Thanks, Cybele. There seems to be lots of chuckling going on in different countries, due to this story! Such a delight to me, to think of my blogging friends chuckling around the globe. The world needs laughter 🙂

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  12. Love it. Gave me a good chuckle which is a precious gift.

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  13. Fun take on the prompt full of pizza metaphors and a topping he won’t be getting up from

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  14. So sharp and clever. I loved this!

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  15. “This time, you’ve cheesed me off to the point of no return. ” Cracked me up!!! Well done!

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  16. Love the way you’ve used these images Sarah – it just shows you can get a great piece of fiction out of the most ordinary object for inspiration 🙂

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  17. Not sure I want to piss of M! Felt like a playful tongue twister, with more imagery. Witty and wonderful, Sarah!

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  18. Haha…that’s telling him!

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  19. This is one different take on the FF prompt. Loved it. Such an interesting interpretation of the picture.

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  20. This is absolutely brilliant, Sarah! I couldn’t help cheering M on!

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