The Song of the Depressive Bear (Who Hates Picnics)

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If you go down to the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
You’ll find one bear in disguise.

The rudest bear that ever there was,
shuns good company, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

CHORUS:

Fasting time for Teddy Bear,
The mouldy old recluse is having a grouchy time today.
Watch him, catch him unaware,
And see him starving on his own today.
See him glumly stick about.
He hates to play and shout,
but be weighed down by his cares.
At six o’clock his grandchildren come
To take him home to bed,
because he’s a sad old teddy bear.

If you go down to the woods today,
You’d better not go alone.
There’s one cross bear in the woods today,
So safer to stay at home.

The rudest bear that ever there was,
shuns good company, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

REPEAT CHORUS:

This old bear that’s hidden out,
Is sure of hunger today.
There’s only bark and beetles to eat,
and miserable thoughts to play.

Inside a tree where nobody sees,
He hides his bulk without any please,
‘Cause that’s the way to avoid a teddy bear picnic.

REPEAT CHORUS:

For The Love Of Haiku

Jealous ex-boyfriend
working hard to wreck wedding
with eggy stonkers.

This week’s challenge calls for a humorous haiku. To find out how you can join in with the haiku fun, hop over to the colourful world of adollyciousirony at http://allaboutlemon.com/2013/02/23/for-the-love-of-haiku-24-how-about-some-humor-haiku/

And to see the making of the image above, visit http://allaboutlemon.com/art-game/ag-w-9-wedding-cake/ 

For the Love of Haiku

Fast forward minutes…
ambulance sirens, pool cleared.
Arachnid alert!

Everyone, take a trip to the vibrant world of adollyciousirony at  http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/11/17/for-the-love-of-haiku-the-unselfish-love/ but stay clear of the swimming pool! And if you’re going to pen your own haiku to go with this image, best to check for cobwebs above where you’re sitting first 😉

You can view the making of the latest pictures at http://allaboutlemon.com/art-game/ag-w-14-family/